HELP PICK LETTUCE AT $50 PER HOUR FOR SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 


Nebraskans are eagerly awaiting the opportunity to fill out applications to pick lettuce at $50 per hour for Sen. John McCain (RINO-AZ.).  Because Sen. McCain already is campaigning for President in 2008, Nebraskans are enthusiastic about the opportunity to pick lettuce for such an esteemed individual.  We should excitedly await the placing of lettuce pickers Help Wanted ads on Nebraska radio stations and in our newspapers. 

You see, several weeks ago, Sen. McCain informed members at a union meeting in Washington, D.C. that the reason he wants to offer amnesty to millions of illegal aliens is because Americans would not pick lettuce in the fields for $50 per hour.  Such reasoning is why Sen. McCain has joined our Nebrask Sen. Carlos Hagel in pressing legislation to offer amnesty (see NTF issue paper) to millions of illegal aliens, thousands of whom burden our Nebraska welfare system, schools, and criminal justice systems.  Illegal aliens cost NE taxpayers about $126 million dollars last year, according to the Federation for American Immigration Reform.

Although Nebraska has a relatively low unemployment rate, we are certain that there are unemployed citizens who willingly would pick lettuce at $50 per hour.  Therefore, we offer below an application coupon that job seekers can complete and send to Sen. McCain's Senate office in Washington, D.C.  Act promptly, because these job slots may fill quickly!
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APPLICATION TO PICK LETTUCE AT $50 PER HOUR FOR SEN. JOHN McCAIN.         PLEASE PICK ME!!

NAME__________________________________________________________________
ADDRESS ______________________________________________________________
CITY,STATE,ZIP _________________________________________________________
PHONE # _____________________________________________________
(   )  Please send me an "I Love Lettuce" bumper sticker.
(   )  Please send me an "I Love Lettuce" campaign button.

Office of Sen. John McCain
U.S. Senate
241 Russell Office Bldg.
(202) 224-2235
Washington, D.C. 20510